Abpig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing pig.

Abpig created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Abpig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abpig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Abpig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Abpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not shave your head.