Dogtabgil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain camel.

Dogtabgil created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtabgil, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dogtabgil, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dogtabgil's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Dogtabgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Do not shave your hands.