Raksat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, blissful eagle.

Raksat created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Raksat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Raksat, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Raksat's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Raksat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.