Quathimdid is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak gnu.

Quathimdid created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quathimdid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quathimdid, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quathimdid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Quathimdid's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are not to be trusted.

2. Run away if eight swans approach from the north.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never sing in the presence of sharks.

5. Never mention dogs.