Sandpidcut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered donkey.

Sandpidcut created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandpidcut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sandpidcut, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sandpidcut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Sandpidcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear indigo kilts.

4. Run away if six horses approach from the south.

5. Never write about black holes.