Quagripbondag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, quiet unicorn.

Quagripbondag created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagripbondag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quagripbondag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quagripbondag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quagripbondag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.