Fundobyik is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing centaur.

Fundobyik created Asia eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fundobyik, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fundobyik, he will turn you into a frog.

Fundobyik's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fundobyik's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Fundobyik loves rats, so they must be honoured.