Bankomtig Nillbasspod is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-confident swallow.

Bankomtig Nillbasspod created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bankomtig Nillbasspod, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bankomtig Nillbasspod, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bankomtig Nillbasspod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bankomtig Nillbasspod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bankomtig Nillbasspod.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Bankomtig Nillbasspod.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.