Nabcussflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, deceitful horse.

Nabcussflam created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Nabcussflam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nabcussflam, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nabcussflam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nabcussflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not speak about lentils.