Japbighat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart dragon.

Japbighat created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Japbighat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Japbighat, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Japbighat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Japbighat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about tapirs.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always help manatees.