Mapyimarf Sogdamlib is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, fussy mongoose.

Mapyimarf Sogdamlib created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapyimarf Sogdamlib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mapyimarf Sogdamlib, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mapyimarf Sogdamlib's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mapyimarf Sogdamlib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peanuts.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Mapyimarf Sogdamlib on top of all buildings.

3. You must pray to Mapyimarf Sogdamlib seven times a day.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Mapyimarf Sogdamlib must be the most important thing in your life.