Cedhonfad is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid coyote.

Cedhonfad created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedhonfad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedhonfad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cedhonfad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cedhonfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never go into gray rooms.