Kingesshas is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, cheerful fish.

Kingesshas created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kingesshas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kingesshas, it will turn you into a rat.

Kingesshas' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Kingesshas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never paint your legs yellow.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Hide from white tapirs for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.