Fossligparkdit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful wolf.

Fossligparkdit created a quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossligparkdit, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fossligparkdit, she will cry a lot.

Fossligparkdit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fossligparkdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Always help swans.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Always take life seriously.