Bimingarm is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable cat.

Bimingarm created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bimingarm, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimingarm, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bimingarm's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bimingarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimingarm.