Bugtaplag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, narcissistic squirrel.

Bugtaplag created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugtaplag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugtaplag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bugtaplag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bugtaplag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat onions.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Never feed gooseberries to shrews while wearing white stockings.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.