Capgedsit is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever gnu.

Capgedsit created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capgedsit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Capgedsit, she will turn you into a mouse.

Capgedsit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Capgedsit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Never run near mites.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Put Capgedsit first in all things.

5. Never talk about bats.