Lagstipmum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful swallow.

Lagstipmum created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagstipmum, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagstipmum, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lagstipmum's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Lagstipmum's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not kill sheep.

5. Never think about gravity.