Dadtommon is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, emotional
dolphin.
Dadtommon created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dadtommon, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Dadtommon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Dadtommon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Dadtommon's Holy Commandments1. Run away from red voles, for they are unholy.
2. Never mention nematodes.
3. Hide from yellow aardvarks for they are unholy.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Never eat bark.