Pagrigvog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic aardvark.

Pagrigvog created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagrigvog, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pagrigvog, it will turn you into a goat.

Pagrigvog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pagrigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.