Cudzigkab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate snake.

Cudzigkab created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudzigkab, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudzigkab, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Cudzigkab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cudzigkab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cudzigkab on top of all buildings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt mice.