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She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart tapir.

Hombanrillipboggubhub created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hombanrillipboggubhub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hombanrillipboggubhub, she will turn you into a giant snail.

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Hombanrillipboggubhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to gulls while wearing magenta boots.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not kill ducks.