Rotbogvadpodditsit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable troll.

Rotbogvadpodditsit created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rotbogvadpodditsit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rotbogvadpodditsit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Rotbogvadpodditsit's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Rotbogvadpodditsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never feed spinach to horses while wearing blue rings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Rotbogvadpodditsit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.