Dumgarstan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident raccoon.

Dumgarstan created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Dumgarstan, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumgarstan, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dumgarstan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dumgarstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Dumgarstan loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.