Haskemquag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage lizard.

Haskemquag created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haskemquag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Haskemquag, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Haskemquag's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Haskemquag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine geese approach from the north.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about beans.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.