Pitflabmetfot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong goat.

Pitflabmetfot created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitflabmetfot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitflabmetfot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pitflabmetfot's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Pitflabmetfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pitflabmetfot.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.