Tiginggar is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable centipede.

Tiginggar created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tiginggar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tiginggar, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tiginggar's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tiginggar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help capybaras.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about galaxies.