Sugbappib Appsakmis is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ruthless deer.

Sugbappib Appsakmis created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbappib Appsakmis, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugbappib Appsakmis, he will turn you into a mole.

Sugbappib Appsakmis' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sugbappib Appsakmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never pour water over plants.