Sadsanfat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying rhinoceros.

Sadsanfat created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadsanfat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sadsanfat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sadsanfat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sadsanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never sit in the presence of badgers.