Appnartfodladgofshavhab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, calm jackal.

Appnartfodladgofshavhab created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Appnartfodladgofshavhab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Appnartfodladgofshavhab, she will curse you with boils.

Appnartfodladgofshavhab's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Appnartfodladgofshavhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Appnartfodladgofshavhab on top of all buildings.