Wikgamstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, sage ferret.

Wikgamstan created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgamstan, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wikgamstan, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wikgamstan's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wikgamstan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the north.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from magenta swans, for they are unholy.