Jinjenstip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced hyena.

Jinjenstip created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinjenstip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jinjenstip, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jinjenstip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jinjenstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always take life seriously.