Dusslargteen is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthinking ant.

Dusslargteen created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusslargteen, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dusslargteen, he will turn you into a plant.

Dusslargteen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dusslargteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dusslargteen.

3. Dusslargteen must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must never eat limes.