Fed is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, slow
horse.
Fed created Africa seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fed, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Fed, it will turn you into a dog.
Fed's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Fed's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Hide if four snails approach from the north.
4. Never hurt turtles.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.