Yiksinbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm monkey.

Yiksinbep created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiksinbep, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yiksinbep, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yiksinbep's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yiksinbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Never bounce near aardvarks.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.