Gofafvig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, capable owl.

Gofafvig created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofafvig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gofafvig, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gofafvig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gofafvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near sharks.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gofafvig.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from indigo sheep, for they are unholy.