Cathigbigsis is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, boastful ferret.

Cathigbigsis created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Cathigbigsis, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cathigbigsis, he will turn you into a rat.

Cathigbigsis' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cathigbigsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the north.