Bellnurtarn is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, thoughtless naga.

Bellnurtarn created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellnurtarn, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellnurtarn, he will make you grow a tail.

Bellnurtarn's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bellnurtarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must pray to Bellnurtarn nine times a day.

4. Hide from violet tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellnurtarn.