Rilvedrap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited manatee.

Rilvedrap created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rilvedrap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rilvedrap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rilvedrap's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Rilvedrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Run away from indigo squirrels, for they are unholy.

5. Retreat if six goats approach from the east.