Ditafran is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow porpoise.

Ditafran created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditafran, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditafran, it will turn you into a mole.

Ditafran's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ditafran's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ditafran.

2. Ditafran must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Do not hurt badgers.