Tomsogwot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow giraffe.

Tomsogwot created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tomsogwot, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tomsogwot, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tomsogwot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tomsogwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Tomsogwot must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.