Flapyamdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful wyvern.

Flapyamdiss created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flapyamdiss, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flapyamdiss, she will not care at all.

Flapyamdiss' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flapyamdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Flapyamdiss loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Never skip in the presence of horses.