Flapflowap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive centipede.

Flapflowap created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flapflowap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flapflowap, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flapflowap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Flapflowap's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about planets.