Quafkaryarp Xendodbag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, compassionate horse.

Quafkaryarp Xendodbag created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafkaryarp Xendodbag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quafkaryarp Xendodbag, he will make you grow a tail.

Quafkaryarp Xendodbag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Quafkaryarp Xendodbag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not speak about cherries.