Batcarjon is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish yak.

Batcarjon created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batcarjon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Batcarjon, he will not care.

Batcarjon's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Batcarjon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.