Gadtafdab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident wasp.

Gadtafdab created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Gadtafdab, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gadtafdab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gadtafdab's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Gadtafdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gadtafdab on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not chop down trees.