Gomgomgun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, weak raccoon.

Gomgomgun created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomgomgun, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gomgomgun, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gomgomgun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gomgomgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nematodes.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Run away if nine horses approach from the west.