Mutgilgad Wigtaphubhat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic capybara.

Mutgilgad Wigtaphubhat created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutgilgad Wigtaphubhat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutgilgad Wigtaphubhat, she will turn you into a snail.

Mutgilgad Wigtaphubhat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mutgilgad Wigtaphubhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not take Mutgilgad Wigtaphubhat's name in vain.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.