Vengepwip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient badger.

Vengepwip created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vengepwip, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vengepwip, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vengepwip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vengepwip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at nebulae.