Ingjanged is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic hedgehog.

Ingjanged created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjanged, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingjanged, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Ingjanged's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Ingjanged's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.